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Devon Petersen

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‼️FUCK SEAWORLD‼️

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Me and my therapist both agreed i don’t need a job I need a blow Job


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WAKE THE HELL UP WE HAVE FOOTBALL IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS BEAT THE ILLINI FUCK THE REST AND GO BIG RED


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Taking applications for a new friend with a speech impediment because @chrisrfoster12 is dead to me as of 9 AM


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My dogs look me dead in the eye at 5:30 am and sigh like they’re the ones getting auto-payment texts from midamerican


Huge thank you to this cop for getting the perfect camera angle on this

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Steve Jobs' email to himself 13 months before he died Couldn't sleep after I read it via @TrungTPhan

george__mack's tweet image. Steve Jobs' email to himself 13 months before he died   

Couldn't sleep after I read it

via @TrungTPhan

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it most rarely use it


Nice guy, but dumber than fuck


Them are the ones Wallen was warning us about


You can question the bear, but its gonna shit in the woods


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Every girl at shotgun Betty’s scream singing “before he cheats” has had their heart broken at least once.


High, up in the mountains


Extra thankful for bowl games during the work day 🙏🏼


Should probably not do that


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It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see what you could’ve made


ITS A GOOD DAY TO BE A HUSKER BABY


It won’t be trouble until tomorrow


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The gap between your current life and the life you want is called gambling.


If you want it done right, you’re gonna have to do it yourself


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