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Barack Obama: "Four and a half years ago, when Republicans refused to hold a hearing or an up-or-down vote on Merrick Garland, they invented the principle that the Senate shouldn’t fill an open seat on the Supreme Court before a new president was sworn in."
Not getting into grad school after working myself to the bone was beyond soul-crushing and put me in a 3-month downward spiral BUT!!!! here’s me shaping and pulling my first ever mozzarella ball from SCRATCH this morning!!! Joy is in the little victories, ladies
Some adults at work were talking about planning trips to Martha’s Vineyard so I thought I’d chime in. Much to my chagrin, I quickly realized that A. No, it’s not Martha Stewart’s grape farm and B. I’m a massive fucking idiot.
Been blasting Beyoncé’s Homecoming while cooking dinner, my grandma is.......not impressed
S(HE) BELIEVED(MADE OUT WITH 2 FAT GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS)
My dad just took out a new life insurance policy last week.... who wants go on vacation to Thailand with me
the only reason I’m not watching the Super Bowl tonight is because i don’t want to run the risk of seeing Tom Brady mouth kiss his kids in the end zone
Had to run out to Benihana to see my entire family without having time to wash off the shame of last night. Now I’m in public, gross, and praying for the redemption only an onion volcano can bring.
Me: *sacrifices sleep, a social life, and my personal relationships for the sake of academic achievement* My parents:
Note to whatever disease has inhabited my body: either leave or consume me whole, don't waste my time
the Canvas notifications have returned and oddly enough so has my depression
Things I thought I’d know how to do by the time I was 21: • Change a flat tire • Cook meals for myself • Invest in the stock market Things I know how to do as a 21yo: • I can make that raindrop sound you get by flicking your cheek when your mouths like :o
Happy #NationalInternDay to all my fellow unpaid/ underpaid interns out there! Be sure to stock up on enough keurig k cups to last you through your 20’s and call baby boomers exclusively by their first name to establish dominance
on the train into the city and we’ve been stuck for over an hour bc of a “trespasser” who we later learned was actually hit BY THE FUCKING TRAIN and the first thing i heard was some thot SHOUT “omg are we gonna be on tv?!” and i said “hit her next” and now I’m train famous
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