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dreamt i was hired to write an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode called The Gang Gets Anorexic. a full scene dedicated to frank trying to log “rum ham” in myfitnesspal
hate when my grandma asks when i’m getting married…your son cheated on my mother do you think i have the attachment style of someone who will get married
With it being Eric Adams' last day in office. I'm bringing back the funniest video in political history.
one of the greatest sorrows of my life is that i cannot get wine drunk with liza minelli
Carl Nassib talking about how the entire Browns offensive line yelled at a player for using "gay" as a slur which made him realize the NFL was ready for an openly gay player
the best thing about being a muppets fan is the muppets can't get me too'd. like kermit is NOT in the epstein files
god makes his prettiest and strongest soldiers have to work the holidays
at work and a woman with dementia who speaks in nonsensical sentences just looked me dead in the eyes and said 9/11. irene what the hell why is that the only coherent thing you have ever said
Bill Clinton’s office demands full transparency with Epstein files: “What the Department of Justice has released so far, and the manner in which it did so, makes one thing clear: someone or something is being protected. We do not know whom, what or why. But we do know this: We…
just found out there is a note in my medical chart at this hospital that says i do not like men and am more responsive to women
going on hinge makes me want to kill myself there has got to be a better way to meet normal people
relative in psychosis was ranting at me on the phone and then started talking about AI being evil…you know what baby i’ll give you this one
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