Canary Bird
@phanaton
* Unofficially officialized cosmic horror. * Definitely sane. * Virgo/Libra * (RP) WoW | FFXIV | PATHFINDER
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Well here we go, I have a BlueSky now, just in case this site goes up in flames! bsky.app/profile/goblin…
I watched a man say, “Text me what you need, not what you think you’re allowed to need.” HELLO??? WHO RAISED HIM???
A vampire so possessive that they only feed from their human in tiny bursts, but from every possible pulse point. No matter where another vampire looks on their body, they'll see the tiny dots of fang marks, the telltale sign that this human belongs to another. A warning sign.
A healthy relationship will test you more than a toxic one, because it won’t let you run. It holds up a mirror and says: show up, communicate, grow. That’s why real love scares people more than chaos ever could.
Don’t ask me my most reread books unless I’m allowed to admit it’s the “Star Trek: Destiny” trilogy by David Mack (they’re sooooooooooo good omg you’re really missing out if you haven’t read them yet)
I like when a man is direct. “I want to pursue you.” “Can I take you out on a date?” “I’m seeing other people.” “Will you be my girlfriend?” No blurred lines, no confusion, just clear intentions.
she's a 10 but if u don't give her constant love and attention she becomes nonverbal and assumes u hate her
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
im easily manipulated because im fucking dumb and full of hope and whimsy
i think going to a cat cafe when you already have a cat at home feels like going to a strip club when you’re married
[talking to a friend who has clearly been corrupted by the Talisman] looking good, man. love the new ghoulish features.
she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor
you really do start to appreciate why it was so important for people to occasionally get punched in the face
Normalize this shit
draw those wrinkles. include those eyebags. render those crows feet. accentuate those nasolabial folds on that old man
my red flag is: i don’t want to date. i want magically end up in a long-term, emotionally secure relationship.
the extravagance of using a battery to operate a blow dryer on max during a power outage
Dissociation causes memory loss, so yeah! (Ask me how I know.) (Don’t actually ask me. That was rhetorical.)
I think a lot of Americans are dissociating just to get through the day, and I’m worried that coping this way will have real long-term consequences.
god i love a person who can truly volley with me no matter how snide i get like yessssss let’s have the kind of argument that onlookers could interpret as a prelude to either a bloody fight or an angry makeout session
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