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Akophi

@phi_ako

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if you catch me smiling on my phone i’m the funny one not them.


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call him. there are some lessons only disgrace & embarrassment can teach you 😂👍🏾



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i can’t be around people for too long. i be ready to go home and be by myself 😂


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Malawians find it difficult to hand out compliments directly. So I created a guide: Koma nde Mwasowatu = I’ve missed you Koma nde mwasinhatu = You look nice Wanenepa eti = You’re balling Mwameta pompano eti = I like your haircut Nsapatoyo unagula kuti/bwanji = nice shoes


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i hate posting stuff that makes me look hurt cause i really be chillin 😂… i just agree


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Noodles are personal, nobody can make it for you like you do.


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In this generation full of materialistic girls who only care about their outfit, looks, career and money, I'm the first in line.💅🏾


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Maybe he’s learning to be a Grandfather now 🤣


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Years ago Pastor Ziba analalikira against things like DSTv and how youth culture like hiphop could not be used for the gospel. 2 yrs after, I met him ku Multichoice tili pamzere wolipira DSTv. He had a youth ministry at his church by then too. It was called "Christian Gangsters".

Seeing people doing now things they criticized me for a decade ago because they were in a different place in life is a timely reminder that, as long as you’re not hurting anyone else, you should just do whatever tf you want in this life.



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if the person that advised fanta to change their cover to blue gives you advise, your life fit spoil.


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I love this app because I sometimes bump into thoughts I would never let out.😭😂


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Priest; In a moment of silence, let us present our petitions to the lord... Me; Dear God I pra... Priest; "Lord graciously hear us"

asobolah's tweet image. Priest; In a moment of silence, let us present our petitions to the lord...

Me; Dear God I pra...

Priest; "Lord graciously hear us"

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1% of 2% is 50%


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Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are going to die



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Being depressed

I hate bad bitches who never post 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔like wtf are youuu doinggg!!



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Actually I don’t want to go anymore


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WASH WHAT???

Does your mother know you’re going to your boyfriend’s house to wash his gate???



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They tryna find the office snitch


Oooh?

If you meet a friend who is walking with someone you don’t know, greet or acknowledge the unfamiliar person before you talk to your friend



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i’m not jealous of anybody, except stay at home wives of wealthy men


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