Phil Griffiths
@philgriffs
A married father of two, and a comedian. This isn’t the funny part.
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You think the Nirvana album cover kid would have sued if it was huge in the photo? #nirvana #nirvanakid #nirvanababy
Man, I really hope the Cleveland Browns draft a logo this year. #nfl #nfldraft #NFLDraft2021
Walmart greeter just cracked the top 5 for most dangerous jobs in America.
If this was all just an elaborate way for white guys to stop looking like an idiot during handshakes, thank you.
Does it surprise anyone that he doesn’t know what sarcasm is either?
Just serenaded my dog with a rousing rendition of “Sweet Child O' Mine” by changing it to “Sweet Dog O' Mine”. So things may not being going as well as I thought.
Performed on a Zoom show and two audience members were shirtless men laying on their bed So my nightmares are coming true now. #coronavirus #StayAtHome
The clubs in the 2020’s are just gonna have a bunch of people line dancing to TikTok songs. #tiktok #tiktokdance
Why doesn't the @NFL just do the draft online using a Yahoo Fantasy Football league draft? #football #fantasyfootball #NFLDraft2020 #NFLDraft
I want a follow-up show about all those people who moved their family of 4 into a tiny home and are now realizing what a horrible idea that was during all this. #tinyhome #stayhome #coronavirus
There are gonna be a lot of white girls having makeup birthday months once this is over. #ugh #CoronavirusLockdown #StayHome #COVID19
Your portion of the stimulus package will be determined by your total number of puzzles pieces completed. #2TRILLION #2TStimulus #puzzle #puzzles #PuzzleForToday #stimulusbill #StayHome #CoronavirusLockdown
Thanks @guybranum for a great show @RoosterTF. @philgriffs & @brookeheinichen also killed. Yeah, whatever, I wasn’t supposed to take photos.
Hey, come check me out in @SFSketchfest this Friday night at @pianofight / 10pm for the Locals Only show. Get tickets at SFSketchfest.com #SFSketchfest2020 #sfsketchfest
Laurie Kilmartin is flat out one of the best comics I’ve ever seen. She’s great to work with & just a pure joke writer. She’s recording her album this week (Wed-Sat) at the @punchlinesf so go buy your tickets and watch her. Don’t miss it, she’s great @anylaurie16 @JackieandLaurie
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