Philadelphia Updates
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Please stop calling and complaining about the weather we can’t do shit about it
Please ignore the rumors that former mayor Michael Nutter joined ISIS
Anyone who enters Philadelphia from Jersey must pay a toll of $800,000 dollars
Cocaine will be legal for the rest of the month to celebrate Christmas In July
Street fights are now legal throughout the city as long as you win
Kensington has been renamed to “the fun zone” in order to attract more tourism
Gritty arrived on scene with several firearms
Mayor Kenney has officially named this Thursday “rob the elderly day”
A firework has unfortunately hit the Philly Phanatic
We have replaced the Rocky statue with a statue of Gumby for literally no reason
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