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Phil Black

@phillybataevius

Computer Engineering, UW | Music | Art | Entrepreneurship | Snapchat: ataevius | IG: philipjohnmark

Whoever the engineers were that designed Laramie's streets are super legit. Literally every corner in this town is blind af


Broke my hand over Christmas, haven't actually been to the gym in over a month until Friday. Finally starting to feel human again!


What if your last day on earth was a Monday? That would fucking suck.


Walking across campus after leg day is the worst


Sometimes I wish I was a cop just so I could pull shitty drivers over and give them a ticket


So glad I didn't wake up hungover this morning


Election menu this year: • expensive bagel with crusty shit-spread • moldy old shit-bagel wrapped in used baby diapers


Engineering is basically your professors trying to see how many ways they can trick you. Sneaky old bastards


Whyyyyyyy is it so hard for some people to spell out 'you' in a text instead of 'u'. Yew look silly.


I don't have any kids yet but I sure love my dog


New Tycho album is amazing!


Getting to Mars is not hard; dealing with a frozen core that doesn't have any way of generating a planet wide magnetic field is the issue.


Every breath you take, be thankful. Love deep and keep in touch with those you care about because you never know when it'll be the last time


I really need to somehow put a lock on my social media accounts when I get drunk 🙈


This semester is going to be brutal 😑


Honestly why the fuck are some dudes wearing leggings nowadays to the gym? That shit can't possibly be comfortable, you look retarded


Cowboys on longboards, only in Laramie


#BurningMan, I've waited my whole life to attend. Please keep the fire raging a few more years until I'm finished being a broke student


Dear UW, I love most things about you. But your website is garbage. Let me redesign it. Love, Philip.


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