Phil Black
@phillybataevius
Computer Engineering, UW | Music | Art | Entrepreneurship | Snapchat: ataevius | IG: philipjohnmark
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Whoever the engineers were that designed Laramie's streets are super legit. Literally every corner in this town is blind af
Broke my hand over Christmas, haven't actually been to the gym in over a month until Friday. Finally starting to feel human again!
What if your last day on earth was a Monday? That would fucking suck.
Sometimes I wish I was a cop just so I could pull shitty drivers over and give them a ticket
Election menu this year: • expensive bagel with crusty shit-spread • moldy old shit-bagel wrapped in used baby diapers
Engineering is basically your professors trying to see how many ways they can trick you. Sneaky old bastards
Whyyyyyyy is it so hard for some people to spell out 'you' in a text instead of 'u'. Yew look silly.
Getting to Mars is not hard; dealing with a frozen core that doesn't have any way of generating a planet wide magnetic field is the issue.
Every breath you take, be thankful. Love deep and keep in touch with those you care about because you never know when it'll be the last time
I really need to somehow put a lock on my social media accounts when I get drunk 🙈
Honestly why the fuck are some dudes wearing leggings nowadays to the gym? That shit can't possibly be comfortable, you look retarded
#BurningMan, I've waited my whole life to attend. Please keep the fire raging a few more years until I'm finished being a broke student
Dear UW, I love most things about you. But your website is garbage. Let me redesign it. Love, Philip.
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