Phil Gould
@phool
Cave troll who ate a library. he/him
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Is Angela Lansbury still alive? Is she?! TELL ME! *slams wikipedia's head against the table*
My play premieres next weekend and you still need tickets! events.thestagecrafts.com/projects/11186…
Friends, I wrote a play about Facebook, and if you buy a ticket I'll do twitter next*! events.thestagecrafts.com/projects/11186… *not really it's super hard to write plays
Among my frustrations with the pro-Biden crowd is that they're having an imaginary argument. No non-MAGA person is saying they want Project 2025, or that Biden is worse than Trump. We're saying we want a non-genocidal candidate who can string a sentence together even when sleepy.
Valentine's Day message we can all get behind
Reversinge the ordir and naminge the filme "Grogu & The Mandalorian" doth create a bettir rhythm and almost a lyne of iambic pentameter
Of course UCB is a conspiracy, there's no other possible explanation for why they've never put me on a house team, other than my mediocre improv, hostile attitude, and weird look.
Short top and tall bottom couples in the Disney canon, a 🧵
"You bet your ass" is kind of a horrifying phrase? If you win you get... my ass? In the absence of a donkey, every interpretation is sinister
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