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Juan Gaitan (they/ and occasionally he)

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UCSB Physics PhD student, generally against fascism, fuck nazis, neurodivergent, bi as hell, DMs open

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#Halloween costume as they/them obi Juan Kenobi muahahah

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My students just told me they were in middle school during Covid holy shit, I am so unc


Juan Gaitan (they/ and occasionally he) reposted

sometimes being disabled is alright, i get free access to national parks bc my heads all fucked up 👍🏻

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They should invent a coffee that’s like “half caf” where it’s half decaf half normal or something, so I can drink it as a second coffee and still feel a kick without crashing out


I apologize folks. I should NOT have had that second coffee 😔

Today is Thursday aka two coffee day yippee 🥳 (I am CLAWING my way out of being so unbelievably cooked)



2/4 fellowship apps for this cycle submitted…I can see the end of the tunnel


Today is Thursday aka two coffee day yippee 🥳 (I am CLAWING my way out of being so unbelievably cooked)


Long experiment day -> treat myself to ice cream

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Juan Gaitan (they/ and occasionally he) reposted

i really need to poast about experimental condensed matter physics it’s been a while


My other autism post of the day is WHY DO PEOPLE ASK “HOW ARE YOU” AND NOT MEAN IT?? If you don’t wanna know just ask some other small talk question bruh


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beautiful bisexual northern lights

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People without social anxiety scare me. Wdym you don’t double confirm you’re invited and otherwise don’t pull up to the function ?!


Who said I was tolerant? Lmao. I am not some wishy washy liberal without the balls to call out problematic behavior and actually stand for what I believe in


Some of these regrade requests are so bad I want to write “be so fucking for real” and take away points


Juan Gaitan (they/ and occasionally he) reposted

Yes, because fewer experiments, less data, and more intense competition between peers for increasingly limited resources will make America great again. Defunding certainly won't lead to more corporatism and parasitic for-profit institutions corrupting the academy.

In a few years, Americans will see that the only consequence of defunding parts of academia was fewer publications which no one cares about anyway. What will happen next?



I WISH it delivered bondage. Zohran won and I’m still waiting for a hot person to…nvm

Socialism promises equality—it delivers bondage. I lived it. I escaped it. Socialism and the loss of freedom always walk hand in hand. It destroys incentive, dignity, and the image of God in man



Generating functions are an invention of the woke mob they’re not real


The FEL did in fact lase today, she is really starting to do a good job 😌

Inshallah my free electron laser will work today 😭😭😭



I am now begging my FEL to lase please please please please


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