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Wait! Are you even standardized?

echo or print?!!? With or without ( )'s ??? Aargh, I don't know what to do! I need a standard, QUICK!!!!!


With Facebook's $2.4M investment, PHP FIG will expand into font size standards, training monkeys to fix commits, and 5 more autoloader PSRs.


Set your lasers to INTEROPERABILIFY! All your framework are belong to us!


. @AmyStephen I mean, like, did you even have coding standards for punch cards? Tabs or spaces?


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@php_fig +1 from Doctrine =)


Hey guys you know what? We should do a Propose-a-PSR Sprint Weekend! I'll ask my PHP FIG colleagues if we can sponsor pizza & beer! :-) :-)


From PSR-1: "Namespaces and classes MUST follow PSR-0." YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE PSRs


Pop quiz! What are the names of the two PHP FIG members that voted "no" on PSR-1 and were never seen again?


The PHP FIG was founded at php|tek 2009 to get @AmyStephen to stop talking about changing punch card input to TSO datasets in 20th century.


Now that we know that @evertp is not actually a person, but a self-aware intelligent WebDAV server, should we kick him out of the PHP FIG?


Interoperabilitating your frameworks since 2009!


. @csarrazi As usual, we make an exception for Symfony. We've renamed @fabpot to Phabien Photencier as a comphromise.


. @_JAMESWATTS_ Sorry, we've decided on PhakePHP. I tried to stop them, they wouldn't listen.


HAHA U GUYS PSR-1 WAS JUST FOR LULZ, FOOLED Y'ALL! U CAN NOW GO BACK TO WRITING CODE THE WAY YOU LIKES IT!!!1!!1 :-D :-D :-PPP


After a beta stage with Phoomla, Liphium and Druphal, it's been decreed that all frameworks MUST have the letters 'ph' in their name.


namespace NSA; class PrismLogger implements \Psr\Log\LoggerInterface. Fully PSR-3 compliant!


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PSR-2 is now decreed by law in the following places: North Korea, Iran, Nigeria, Ohio. Join the global movement, call your Congressman now!


The Ruby on Rails guys want to adopt PSR-1 and PSR-4. Think we could charge them?


Wassup 1337 HaXXors!! Remember to release a new PHP framework regularly to keep up with the latest fashions. All the cool kids are doing it!


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