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Harvey Doe

@plainharv

The internet is a place where I have an alter ego

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Do amajita know uba you can go to groove and have fun and go home alone?

They want R10 000 in da morning or all rise in court

mosatlha's tweet image. They want R10 000 in da morning or all rise in court


How ugly are you to pay a monthly subscription to be in a relationship? Or is it a low self esteem issue?

GF allowance paid

brainothegenius's tweet image. GF allowance paid


Corner specs ekse


How do I pin this as my own tweet?

One day, I will watch a football match at the Emirates 🙏🏾



Two you masepoes. Except Cyborg. He has one

How many legs???

elonmusknews30's tweet image. How many legs???


Remember he was in his prime. He was cooked bro

The street will never football what Katlego Mphela did to Iker Casillas🔥🥵🇿🇦 @BafanaBafana @FIFAWorldCup @SEFutbol



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The street will never football what Katlego Mphela did to Iker Casillas🔥🥵🇿🇦 @BafanaBafana @FIFAWorldCup @SEFutbol


My pinned tweet ntwana

Mamelodi shooting survivor recounts horror night that claimed two lives A survivor of a deadly Mamelodi shooting has spoken out about the terrifying moments leading up to the attack that claimed the lives of two cousins, Tshiamo and Baleseng Moramaga. The alleged gunman,…

MDNnewss's tweet image. Mamelodi shooting survivor recounts horror night that claimed two lives

A survivor of a deadly Mamelodi shooting has spoken out about the terrifying moments leading up to the attack that claimed the lives of two cousins, Tshiamo and Baleseng Moramaga. 

The alleged gunman,…
MDNnewss's tweet image. Mamelodi shooting survivor recounts horror night that claimed two lives

A survivor of a deadly Mamelodi shooting has spoken out about the terrifying moments leading up to the attack that claimed the lives of two cousins, Tshiamo and Baleseng Moramaga. 

The alleged gunman,…


I honestly don’t follow for a follow back. I follow for content and engagement. If a person doesn’t follow back, that’s alright but I follow back after checking the TL. Anybody I didn’t follow back didn’t meet the follow back bar

Some of you guys think u smart hey? So u follow us and as soon as we follow back u unfollow? Tryna make us your make believe fans👀😐



I have anxiety I may be there at 9

I’m such a punctual person if you say let’s meet at 10:00 I’m there at 9:45 😭.



To Catch A Thief

Three's Company. Your turn...

ZOrtiz99's tweet image. Three's Company.     

Your turn...


First of all I have zero dollars lemme save everybody’s time gimme that meter and ima leave

Which button are you pressing?🤔 Red Or Green?

_BarnyO's tweet image. Which button are you pressing?🤔

Red Or Green?


Roodepoort. Ain’t no way you gon bump into anyone there


I didn’t go to boarding school but the way I grew up I was solo dolo. I’m actually easy without talking to anyone period

I went to boarding school, of course I'm fine with not talking to my parents for months. They are the ones who have an issue with it.



I thought everybody except Somali uses Gregorian calendar

What is wrong in this picture?

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Snitches.

Microsoft Teams is reportedly adding a new feature that will automatically set a user's work location when they connect to an office Wi-Fi network. The update is said to be designed to reduce confusion about where employees are physically situated. @SizweDhlomo, @MphoMaboi_,…



Two years later “geu”

This is why I have not been cooking these days 🤷🏿‍♂️😌.. Bangiphumuzile kancane. Ngizobuya next week👍🏿😂.

malumzskhulu's tweet image. This is why I have not been cooking these days 🤷🏿‍♂️😌.. 

Bangiphumuzile kancane. Ngizobuya next week👍🏿😂.
malumzskhulu's tweet image. This is why I have not been cooking these days 🤷🏿‍♂️😌.. 

Bangiphumuzile kancane. Ngizobuya next week👍🏿😂.
malumzskhulu's tweet image. This is why I have not been cooking these days 🤷🏿‍♂️😌.. 

Bangiphumuzile kancane. Ngizobuya next week👍🏿😂.
malumzskhulu's tweet image. This is why I have not been cooking these days 🤷🏿‍♂️😌.. 

Bangiphumuzile kancane. Ngizobuya next week👍🏿😂.


Mine doesn’t need enhancements. She’s already peng

Having a girl who doesn't know how to PROPERLY apply make-up sucks, FUCK, NXX!



I don’t find it attractive. It doesn’t turn me off either. Never in the history of niggadom has a man ever put his pants back on before sex because a woman had stretch marks.

Do men find this attractive on women skin ?

hunt74705's tweet image. Do men find this attractive on women skin ?


Me trynna open the ketchup bottle

What can you say?

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I’ve slaughtered a lot in my time. Chickens, goats, pigs. These hands are dirty mamas

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