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| Dumbest man in the Pacific Northwest | | Forbes' Top 10 Most Hydrated | | PhD in Driving My Car Around | :he/him:

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Apparently if you see Ionian columns you're left-brained and if you see Corinthian columns you're right-brained

CSMFHT's tweet image. Apparently if you see Ionian columns you're left-brained and if you see Corinthian columns you're right-brained

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There is nothing enjoyable about music, film, literature, or paintings


This is fucking stupid

World Athletics has announced that at the 2028 Olympic Games, the women’s 100m will be contested entirely on day one, with heats, semifinals, and the final all taking place on July 15, 2028. The change comes as part of a new schedule that spreads athletics events across the full…

FloTrack's tweet image. World Athletics has announced that at the 2028 Olympic Games, the women’s 100m will be contested entirely on day one, with heats, semifinals, and the final all taking place on July 15, 2028.

The change comes as part of a new schedule that spreads athletics events across the full…


Oops, did someone's party defund public education?

NOW - Trump says that H1B immigrants are necessary since there are not plenty of talented Americans. Laura: "We have plenty of talented people here!" Trump: "No, you don't. No, you don't... No, you don't have... You don't have certain talents and you have to... People have to…



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Age yourself with a store that doesn’t exist anymore.



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teenagers in the 2010s were writing literal full length books of fan fiction on tumblr AFTER school

Teenagers in the 2010's writing an essay without Chat GPT



tfw no celeb doppelganger


Actually it would be the American way to let him drink it and then arrest him afterwards.

reminder if kimi gets podium in Vegas he’ll have to celebrate with sparkling juice and it’ll be the first time this has had to happen in an american race i hope they’re prepared 🩷

kimionpole's tweet image. reminder if kimi gets podium in Vegas he’ll have to celebrate with sparkling juice and it’ll be the first time this has had to happen in an american race i hope they’re prepared 🩷


when that goat milk gouda hits the tastebuds >>>>>


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omg

__femb0t's tweet image. omg

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Anyone on here who has “Christian” in their bio is sure to say and believe some of the most vile shit you can imagine. And when it’s not trying to make people’s lives worse here, they go on their fucking missionary trips around the world to export their cruelty and abuse.


A phone, like the architect intended

Trying to figure out what I put here that’s not home goods vibes…

vixtopher's tweet image. Trying to figure out what I put here that’s not home goods vibes…


My control freak ass would not appreciate this. When people were bringing us food and stuff after our baby was born it was driving me crazy bc I really just wanted things to be "normal" as possible

If you're single and most of your friends are married with kids, you can just go to their houses and cook dinner You get to see your friends, they don't have to take their kids anywhere, and they can do other parent things while you're cooking

CrankyFed's tweet image. If you're single and most of your friends are married with kids, you can just go to their houses and cook dinner

You get to see your friends, they don't have to take their kids anywhere, and they can do other parent things while you're cooking
CrankyFed's tweet image. If you're single and most of your friends are married with kids, you can just go to their houses and cook dinner

You get to see your friends, they don't have to take their kids anywhere, and they can do other parent things while you're cooking


PNW can do 40 and 100 in the same week

The Midwest is not real

midwestern_ope's tweet image. The Midwest is not real


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