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Bender Rodrigez

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Dude why don’t you just leave for mars already and leave us alone. You basically do and say whatever to get what your 12 year old wanted.


I have a #DiaperDonald joke but it’s too much to handle


@sarahcpr⁩ you know you’ve made it when your bid is higher than a comedy legend like Patton Oswalt

planetbender's tweet image. ⁦@sarahcpr⁩ you know you’ve made it when your bid is higher than a comedy legend like Patton Oswalt

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BREAKING Wisconsin Elections Commission Administrator says on @NBCNews: “All of the ballots have been counted.” Joe Biden has won Wisconsin by 20,697 votes.


Everywhere you look, you see ....

The Pentagon has twice as many bathrooms as necessary. Extra restrooms/cafeterias were built for "blacks" and "whites" during segregation. However, President Roosevelt signed an executive order banning the segregation of federal workers, and they were never divided.



If I were North Korea, I’d launch a couple of missiles to spice things up


#TikTok has proven to me that so many unfunny people think they are very funny


Go commit crime so I can prove there’s crime (Trump asking his supporters to vote twice)


Will the same # of people who voted Trump in 2016, will vote for him again? No Will the same people who voted for Hillary in 2016, will vote for Biden? Yes There will be voters who didn’t vote in 2016. Will their majority vote for Biden? Yes So you tell me who will win!


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The average American thinks they're smarter than the average American.


He thought he was meeting with Russians from Brighton Beach. "Love it" was meant for their Pirozhki #FoxExcuses


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Wow, Starbucks closing all 22 La Boulanges in Bay Area. No more open face tuna ... news.starbucks.com/news/starbucks…


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