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Fuck you, Lochness Monster. Fake ass bitch.


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Good afternoon, woke up and spread my arms, something T Rex can’t do


That's so fucked up....

The manufacturer of the rifle carried by Chris Pratt’s character in Jurassic World added the T-Rex as a recommended animal to hunt with it.

BestMovieMom's tweet image. The manufacturer of the rifle carried by Chris Pratt’s character in Jurassic World added the T-Rex as a recommended animal to hunt with it.
BestMovieMom's tweet image. The manufacturer of the rifle carried by Chris Pratt’s character in Jurassic World added the T-Rex as a recommended animal to hunt with it.


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wobbly wiggly😭


I rather enjoy sharing my waters with this guy

Another Irritator fun fact! I lived about 113 - 110 million years ago during the Early Cretaceous period in what is now modern day Brazil! 🇧🇷 (Credit to Sauroarchive on DA!) #dinotwt #dinosaur #irritator

Irritatornator's tweet image. Another Irritator fun fact!

I lived about 113 - 110 million years ago during the Early Cretaceous period in what is now modern day Brazil! 🇧🇷

(Credit to Sauroarchive on DA!)
#dinotwt #dinosaur #irritator


MY BABIES ARE COMING

I’m going into labour



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RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

v333lociraptor's tweet image. RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THAT MF RIGHT THERE IS NOT REAL

here i am baby



The only fictional dinosaurs that get a pass fr

plesiosaurusrex's tweet image. The only fictional dinosaurs that get a pass fr

You've got to be fucking kidding me......

u got beef dawg



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Me tweeting My audience

saurusincrisis's tweet image. Me tweeting                            My audience

I hate AI, where the fuck is all my water going?


Talkin shit with my bestie 🤪

plesiosaurusrex's tweet image. Talkin shit with my bestie 🤪

Is this some kind of sick joke?????

Created by Steven Spielberg and narrated by Morgan Freeman? What more could anyone ever ask for? netflix.com/tudum/articles…

NetflixTudum's tweet image. Created by Steven Spielberg and narrated by Morgan Freeman?

What more could anyone ever ask for?  
netflix.com/tudum/articles…


"Mass extinction this" "asteroids that" When are we going to face the REAL problem???????

plesiosaurusrex's tweet image. "Mass extinction this" "asteroids that"

When are we going to face the REAL problem???????

Just started Ozempic, already feeling like a skinny legend 🙈

plesiosaurusrex's tweet image. Just started Ozempic, already feeling like a skinny legend 🙈

Just found out Megalodon has been sleeping around 💔😞


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spinosaurus mirabilis possible crest usage (ft. carcharodontosaurus)

heatonic_'s tweet image. spinosaurus mirabilis possible crest usage (ft. carcharodontosaurus)

What happens when you cross a plesio and a shark.... asking for a friend, of course....


Imagine how tired we are 🙄

BREAKING🚨: NASA warns Earth is vulnerable to 15,000 city-killer asteroids

forallcurious's tweet image. BREAKING🚨: NASA warns Earth is vulnerable to 15,000 city-killer asteroids
forallcurious's tweet image. BREAKING🚨: NASA warns Earth is vulnerable to 15,000 city-killer asteroids


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Guys…I’m thrilled to announce…. I’M PREGNANT!!!

megalodoncrisis's tweet image. Guys…I’m thrilled to announce…. I’M PREGNANT!!!

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