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New newsletter name, new newsletter game. Please consider subscribing so i don't have to post to X anymore! (I love you but this place is sort of the worst.) open.substack.com/pub/esteeeee/p…


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Lately, I tend to make strangers wherever I go Some of them were once people I was happy to know


I seem to have two options: 1.) Deactivate all social media, or 2.) Get a frontal lobotomy.


I'm pretty much only here for the funny people, for the Bob Dylan people, for the David Berman bots, and for @lurie_john. Everyone else has been muted. .


Put some jelly on your shoulder babe. Lay down upon the carpet.


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It’s striking how many family members of Israelis who were murdered or kidnapped are asking the government not to use their grief to kill more people. It seems to me that if in the worst days of their lives they can keep their humanity, the rest of us can follow their example.


My mom used to subscribe to the NY Post so she could "start the day with the taste of bile in her mouth." Now all you need is this (waves arms around). It's a vile world, and this is a vile place to "learn" about it.


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People ask me all the time if I am "pro-Israel" because I am a Jew who has lived in Israel, and my answer is that being "pro-Israel" or being "pro-Palestine" or being a "Zionist" does not properly capture the nuance of thought most people do or should have about this issue. It…


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I love the city and the city rain


What's a good, not-too-carby thing to bring to a picnic? All of my food ideas are carb-based.


So disappointed in my alma mater @vassar & troubled by its undermining alumnae & professors, by telling us that we “don’t understand” the complexity of the law. I have paused my personal annual support of Vassar and encourage others to do the same. nytimes.com/2023/09/18/nyr…


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I’M A PROSPECT RESEARCHER, A PROSPECT RESEARCHER, I RESEARCH PEOPLE WHO HAVE CAPACITY TO GIVE TO NONPROFITS, THERES A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD, YA KNOW, JUST OUT THERE

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who clicks on this shit?

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Much like Kate Middleton, I've also switched up my hairstyle for fall with curtain bangs. One of almost no other traits we share.


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Been looking for this everywhere! Martin Short as Nelson Hepburn, Katherine Hepburn's 3rd maternal cousin. 😂😂


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gonna tell my kids they are all lou reed

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