you forgot to shower.
[ > You slam your head into Dave's and kick him in the crotch. As for the two future Daves, you kick one of them in the ankle and knock your head into the other one's head. You're not completely free but who gives a shit. ] pussy.
[ > Within a half-second of you being shoved, TWO FUTURE DAVES restrain SIS, holding her arms at her sides. Current You wastes no time and immediately begins punching her stomach. ] FTG: fight back nigga FUTURE DAVE: yeah come on you were talking all that shit three seconds ago
yeah, no. i'll be nice. don't worry.
..yeah, sure. i'll be real nice to him.
yeah, you're bein' way too sensitive. this shit ain't a big deal. grow a spine.
yeah? like what. i'm a really nice person y'know. i'm just honest. you're probably just too sensitive.
be serious. /i/ had to put up with him. he would constantly whine and sit on his ass all day. anyway. nah, it wouldn't be. it would just explain a lot, really. what pisses me off is how he didn't tell me.
[ > You push him. ] yeah? what the hell are /you/ gonna do, huh? gonna cry? gonna bitch to all your friends about how bad your life was? like i didn't give up multiple gigs just to take care of your sorry ass.
dude i promise you i fucking promise you you really dont want to do this it will not end well for you youre already testing my patience dawg you lay another finger on me and i promise youll fucking regret it instantly back the fuck up
here comes the bitching. let me guess, you're his boyfriend? i'd be surprised, but he always did seem like a queer. he never really gave a fuck about training, y'know. just mostly wanted to sit on the computer and eat 24/7. hell, he was probably fantasizing about you too.
wow, dave's retard twink of a friend ended up becomin' more of a man than he did. that's fuckin' hilarious.
what, are you too busy makin' out with your boyfriend later? gonna play ken dolls with him too? get a grip, ya little cunt.
oh yeah thats real nice nigga can you just fuck off i actually dont even want to deal with your bullshit today
hey george. god, why the hell are you so muscular?
quit actin' smart with me and shut the fuck up. y'got a photoshoot to do. now hold up some puppets and smile for once in yer life.
why the fuck are you still alive scratch that how the fuck are you still alive are you a fucking zombie oh i swear to christ if youre a zombie im gonna be pissed did i fuck up by just leaving your corpse there was i supposed to double tap you get you in the head just to be safe
sup.
oh hell fucking no why did i feel this chill run down my spine shits downright literary on some once upon a midnight dreary shit
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