Just found out @1337Trump is new Prime Minister. Cried myself to sleep last night. #wishiwasprimeminister
Saw a tv show about how positively my absence is affecting Canada. Well I hope their feeling really positive cause it #negativelyaffectedme
Apparently now that I'm gone and the official opposition took over things are really peaceful at the house of commons. #likeicare
Oh, and I almost forgot to thank the media for bringing my account to the Governor General's attention #ihateyou
just wanna give a shoutout to my homeboys @canadians4mitt Still moving back to America though.
Just found out the Governor General follows me on twitter. He didn't sign the bill. #movingbacktoamerica
See, I added a little surprise in the fine print. Have fun swearing allegiance to me as the new "king of Canada" #fooledcanada
just want to thank the Legislative, Executive, and Judicial branch for not looking too closely at my bill.
Bill C-152 has royal assent. Governor General is about to sign it.
Third senate reading starting. Got a good feeling about this. #optimistic
Possible amendment: Just legalize butterfly knives because nobody really cares about the other ones. #priorities
Self proclaimed knife expert: " No evidence has ever been found that I hurt a person with a knife."
Knife expert: "Butterfly knives are why I wake up in the morning. They are a form of art that allows me to be creative and express myself."
Bill C-152 passed on for study. Time to get some #experts in the house.
Second reading at senate. Not much happened. The bill didn't get turned down so that's good.
Bill C-152 managed to pass the third reading. I guess the amendment wasn't such a bad thing after all.
More debating today. Amendment: Must be 18 and receive a license to have a gravity knife. #compromiseislame
Undisclosed Canadian Citizen:" Mitt Romney is a pretty cool guy"
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