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“Like a sneeze, sin feels good at first, but it leaves a huge mess”


It's impossible to say "I wasn't talking to you" politely


Me, jog? Pffftt. If you see me running, you better run too because something is chasing me.


I'm really easy to get along with once you worship me.


Your earlobes are in line with your nipples


Several people have died from playing video games nonstop for more than 24 hours.


“Our subconscious mind makes decisions much quicker than we do — This is why we usually know what we want before weighing the options.”


It is possible to see a rainbow as a complete circle from an airplane.


Crows can recognize human faces and warn other crows about dangerous people.


“Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes”


Your secret is safe with me and my best friend.


“You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.”


Dont u just love NY in the fall. makes me want to buy school supplies. Id send u a sharpened bouquet of pencils, if I knew ur name & address


“Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.”


“An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied.”


“The world is not dangerous because of those who do harm but because of those who look at it without doing anything”


“There’s Hell in Hello and Good in Goodbye. That’s why you shouldn’t be afraid of goodbye, but careful with hello.”


“The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.”


Face down, ass up... that's the way I tie my shoes


“I’m not saying that you’re stupid. I’m just saying that you’ve got bad luck when it comes to thinking.”


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