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I spoke to a farmer from NE who has a $500,000 Covid EIDL loan. He is behind since May and it's going to collections. He's losing $200k+ this year due to tariffs. He loves Trump and hopes he bails them out. My heart breaks for him. I don't find joy in his pain. It sucks.
Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at a thrift store that still works.
I can't believe it's been this long! I followed mostly funny people when I joined Twitter. It was more fun back then for sure! I wish everyone some joy today. #MyXAnniversary
I never thought I'd still be dealing with mean girls at my age, but apparently some people never experience personal growth.
Big bear bellies, bigger bear glories. Fat Bear Week is here.
This bull calf was taken from my pasture, here in Nebraska. Weighs 600-700# right ear tag is red A02 and his birthdate is on it. Please tell all of your local sale barns for me. I want to try and cover all of them in a 500 mile radius. Let’s work to bring him home, please!
I am normally a very calm person, but something about watching our democracy being dismantled makes one of those axe throwing pubs sounds like a good time right now.
My wife: Do we have beef? Me: Well, I don’t like how you brush your teeth with hot water or how your vehicle is always on empty. My wife: I meant ground beef. I wanna make tacos tonight.
And the Emmy for best actor in a morning show goes to my 7yo for dramatically dragging himself out of bed on a Monday
I tried to watch a new sitcom but I found the laugh track too distracting. I grew up with laugh tracks but now they bug me. Anyone else?
My cousin told me that my 86yr old dad was planning on driving from Florida to Las Vegas. He said he hates sitting on an airplane for five hours. So he's going to drive 35 hours over a number of days? I told him he needs to fly. I can't handle the stress. He's a terrible driver.
Me watching the Trump-Musk war escalate wondering if Trump will try to deport Elon
Here’s a GoFundMe of volunteers fighting to hold the line against eminent domain of a NJ family farm for housing. gofundme.com/f/save-andys-f…
Green is my favorite color. I particularly like sage green for certain interior design elements, but if I see one more kitchen remodel on HGTV with light sage to forrest green cabinets, I may lose my mind.
I think the receptionist at the Costco hearing aid center thought I was much younger than my husband (He's 6yrs older). She kept talking to me like she thought he was a doddering old man. 🤣
CVS self checkout told me not to forget to take my receipt, so I wrapped it around myself and walked out looking like a mummy.
Fighting with my Nest thermostat. I am freezing and I turn the temperature up, just to have the Nest decide it should be two degrees colder. I don't even fight with my husband this much over the temp! @googlenest
I just saw a post where a guy said that his wife said he could get a new gun if he got to 90,000 followers. I asked my husband how many followers I had to get to , to get another cow. 🙃 He said 50, 000. Lol. I think he is safe.
Just in time for the playoffs, who needs a signed @MikeEvans13_ 🏈 & NFC South Champs gear? Repost for a chance to win 🧢🔁
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