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few things are as easy as getting fat.


was kinda looking forward to retirement. not so much now. but silver lining : i'll get to eat cat food and drink rain water in solidarity with American retirees. thank you for bringing us together Trump.


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For the rest of my life, I will never understand how a country full of people busting their asses, working paycheck to paycheck, allow the fucking richest guy on Earth to call them "parasites" while calling the Social Security we contributed to our entire lives "a Ponzi scheme."…

mmpadellan's tweet image. For the rest of my life, I will never understand how a country full of people busting their asses, working paycheck to paycheck, allow the fucking richest guy on Earth to call them "parasites" while calling the Social Security we contributed to our entire lives "a Ponzi scheme."…

Omg, Trump. Buy food and health care for your people or maybe new homes to those who lost theirs in the fire. Not Greenland.


well, i made myself feel better just by blocking elon musk. now. wtf is this monetisation shit?


if the anything anywhere actually changes for the better, let me know.


the horrible thing about wearing a push up bra is that you keep wondering wtf is in the corner of your eye. #almost50


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Man, I wish I had enough money to buy a social media company to exploit wedge issues and divide people.


the sad thing about this is i didn't get enough time to tire of his dick.#dumped


jag gissar att helvetet flyter och har en bås


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kids, don't grow up to be a sailor.


the best thing about being single is probably not being 43.


are we gonna discuss life until we die or is it ok if i go to bed.


let me tell ya bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees - they're all extinct.


har officiellt nått svenskhetens topp; införskaffat bingolotter som en boss.


ridiculously, i'm just an asshole by association.


det är den tiden på året då man återigen konstaterar att stockholmare gör sig bäst i Stockholm.


i was into not liking ppl way before it was a thing.


obv i don't know if he's clinically insane but i can tell you kim is healthy as a horse in comparison. and he's a sick little lamb. (ok, done with the animal comparisons for now)


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