Walking On Preggshells
@preggshells
I got my sweet, loving wife pregnant. I miss her. This is my anonymous outlet. #walkingonpreggshells #pregnantwife
Day 1 of potty training: Daughter pees her pants. I make the obligatory Billy Madison quote. My wife stares at me confused. A piece of me dies. Fin. #youaintcoolunlessyoupeeyopants #parentinginapandemic
My daughter got her ears pierced today. I am a fucking wreck.
Just disassembled the crib and put a bed in our youngest’s room. I was not emotionally prepared for that - or to admit that we are done having kids. Fuck, this happens fast.
Day 1 of potty training: Daughter pees her pants. I make the obligatory Billy Madison quote. My wife stares at me confused. A piece of me dies. Fin. #youaintcoolunlessyoupeeyopants #parentinginapandemic
Go to every bachelor party you’re invited to. Don’t ask questions.
What happens if you thought it was post-partum, but it just turns out she’s a miserable selfish cunt?
My parents are en route and my wife is SUPER preggo hormonal. 2020 ain’t going down without a fight. #PregnantWife
I’m at the “I’m sore today because I hung a small flatscreen yesterday” level of quarantine fitness. #QuarantineLife
My feet are a little sore, but I’m ok. Thank you for your concern. insider.com/man-fined-walk…
My wife just suggested I maybe “read a dad blog” and I’ve never been closer to losing my shit.
Pregnant women are clinically insane. If you disagree you’re either pregnant or insane.
My wife made lasagna for breakfast, so we are at that stage of pregnancy already.
Found out today that my wife has never used cruise control. She’s been driving for almost two decades. Never.
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