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lol my cousin was like don’t show the music video just the lyric video bc it’s inappropriate for their children but the same kid cried until we put on the “oh shit version” of London bridge lmao
just went to a one year olds birthday party (family) and all of these kids were throwing landscaping rocks into the lake so I had to go tell them to stop and just like why am I, a non-parent, parenting these children more than their actual parents
got called incompetent by a citizen today because I couldn’t get someone to teleport to her location :)
Yesterday, I was sentenced to serve 90 days in the Sonoma County Jail and pay over $102,000 in restitution as a punishment for rescuing four sick, abused chickens from Perdue's Petaluma Poultry slaughterhouse. I will have to turn myself in on December 10th at 7 pm. I have also…
I need to learn more basic spanish (and work on my pronunciation) bc I feel so bad when someone is asking me for help/directions/whatever and neither of us understand each other. like at least with french and creole we can kinda sorta understand each other.
I love liking all the tweets of people quoting AI slop and mentioning it’s ruining their perception of (insert IP) and tagging that company. together we will destroy generative AI
sometimes the internet sucks but sometimes I come across one of those pages for where someone posts a plant their child or pet ingested and experts help them identify it so they can get the right treatment and I’m like okay sometimes this is a really good thing 🫶🏻
imagine writing a paper at the same level as a c- average middle schooler while in college and the school sides with you instead of the professor. no wonder we have a literacy crisis.
does something exist that is like something I can put in my apartment bathtub to make it deeper? like not a drain cover or a standalone portable tub but like idk like an insert that matches the current dimensions but taller?
my mom is alive today thanks to chemo and radiation so I have nothing to say besides I’m not really sure why you’re trying to kill your dad???
To be honest, I am in a huge dilemma trying to convince my Dad to not undergo chemotherapy while all doctors (whom he seems to still trust) are suggesting and pressuring him If you were in my shoes, what would you do? And some of you have been in my shoes, so what did you do?
hi, so guys this is actually incredibly creepy and not flattering, please don’t do it.
straight men should go to more costume events because I’m at the renaissance faire and I want a handsome lord but they’re all gay or with their girlfriend :/
if there’s anything I’ve learned from @dieworkwear, it’s that—clown shoes aside—that’s a terrible outfit.
wearing shoes that are way too big for you is the male equivalent of stuffing your bra
as someone who has to read memos, final rules, statutes, etc. on a daily basis for work it’s insane how unprofessional a lot of the recent ones sound compared to ones from previous administrations
I don’t understand when and app switches two different buttons around. like I hate how ig DMs are at the bottom and also how the search and reels buttons switched places like wtf
my youngest sister told someone on roblox that she was going to shove sizzling bacon up her cooch for cheating so
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