Primary School K.
@primary_k
a page dedicated to the emotional traumas of not being picked to play Jesus in the Christmas concert
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There was always one person in sex education who made out they had a degree in sex
Forging a signature in your reading record because you were an untameable 9 year old
The rush when you couldn't find the tea towels for the three kings and you was convinced it would ruin what you thought was a Broadway show
Crapping yourself in awe when someone told you they hadn't learnt their spellings
You were always hardcore until you realised what sex was and then you realised that your grandparents did it
Helping another team at cross country because your friend was in that team because you couldn't be tamed
Why does every residential centre that you went to in year 4 end in wood Robinwood Kingswood Bantswood
Nearly shitting yourself with amazement when your friend said they had chewing gum and they proved it like this
The top notch banter when you got the back seats on the bus and went fucking mental on the way to the school trip on pop and crisps
Why the headteacher thought an alphabet snake on the playground was a good idea I'll never know what a lad
Keeping the ball on your stomach while doing the crab in sports day and treating it like the Olympic finals
Does anyone actually know what that random festival was where you stuck dolly mixtures and a candle in an orange
Your life wasn't worth living if you didn't have a flip up phone
No matter how many times there was a fire drill there would be one lying bastard that said it was a real fire
The stress of whether you should put a kiss on your Christmas cards to the people of the opposite sex
Drinking milk was such a weird thing to do, we would stop our day to drink it imagine if we did that now
There was always that one person that discovered porn in year 3 and took everyone else's innocence by showing them it
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