When you go to wash your hair but you grab your girls shampoo and you smell like a fruit.
Looking for workout equipment and all they have is the pussy bitch section.
Downloading new songs and none of them play because it was a shitty torrent.
Trying to shit when your significant other is over and also try to be quiet so they don't know that you're actually a howler monkey.
When there's a good looking person that you're around often but you just don't know what to say.
We are all trying to get somewhere. Just pick your road carefully. #advice
Everybody experiences failure and disappointment that's why I say fuck it and just roll with the punches.
When you sit there wondering about then you shit yourself for no apparent reason.
When you try to sing but you sound like a herd of dying dinosaurs.
When you go to shower but it's been used and the water is cold.
When you wake up and your pants are already wet. That's a Daily Problem.
When you want to make coffee but you're all out of creamer. That's a Daily Problem.
When you're in bed but you have to get up. That's a Daily Problem.
When you like someone but you don't know how to talk to them. That's a Daily Problem. #problem
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