Andrea Schwartz
@procrastiwrite
I write things for money. Okay, only half of that is true. | As seen in Reductress, Buzzfeed, and making Jane Austen jokes on @Austen1stDrafts she/her
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“'If Canada does not stop its aggressive posturing, we will have no choice but to invade.' - Grand Empress of the United States, Beyonce Knowles"
My mom went into hospice today. It’s been very hard on her and my family, but all of the love and support I’ve gotten from strangers on the internet that became friends because of Jane Austen has helped more than you can know. Thanks to everyone who has sent kind messages ❤️
There would be no Austen1stDrafts without Gisela Schwartz. I owe her my sense of humor, my love of literature, and everything else I am. She’s the best mom in the world and I just needed everyone to know how much I love her. Love you forever, mom.
My mom introduced me to Jane Austen when I was 11. I watched P&P 95 for the 1st time with her and loved it right away. Whenever Lady Catherine comes on screen she exaggerates a British accent in her German accent, “it’s Lady Catherine de Bouuuuurgh.” It makes me laugh every time.
Thank you to everyone who has been there for me while I help my mom through hospice. This has been the toughest period of my life and the love and support means so much to me. ❤️
Absolutely horrifying images coming from the Key Bridge collapse. Just realizing that the loud sustained rumble I heard this morning was probably from the collapse. Hoping that they are able to save lives.
Sex, Lies and Sensibility has everything I want in an Austen retelling ✅ A twist on the classic that stands on its own ✅ A modern take on the themes of the original ✅ So. Much. Banter. ✅ Chemistry for days ✅ Comedy that comedies hard shorturl.at/atCP9
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Just wanted to say that I predicted this
“'If Canada does not stop its aggressive posturing, we will have no choice but to invade.' - Grand Empress of the United States, Beyonce Knowles"
Before you make excellent boiled potatoes for the holidays, make your very own gingerbread Pemberley
"I take no leave of you, Miss Bennet. I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention. I am most seriously displeased!”
My first piece for @lithub! Huge thanks to @Austen1stDrafts for being my interview subject and @bookhoarding and everyone else in this chronically online Austen community 💜 lithub.com/confessions-of…
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Confessions of a Chronically Online Janeite
“I never assumed that I would make real friends through Jane Austen memes.” —Jane Austen First Drafts’ Andrea Schwartz In the fall of 2021 I found myself standing at the front of a conference room …
If you haven't had a chance to check out our #VirtualJaneCon video, here's a small taste
A comedic panel that combines me, Andrea Schwartz (@Austen1stDrafts) and our shared love of Jane Austen?!? Take THAT, Dad! I am using my liberal arts education! #VirtualJaneCon
So excited to be part of this year’s #VirtualJaneCon alongside the hilarious @kimkalish. We hope you’ll join us as we give some constructive feedback to Austen characters! There are so many excellent panels, so follow @virtualjanecon to keep updated!
I got to visit the muppet closet once and the curator presented Kermit to me like he was ready for dissection. Also, poor Bert was shoved into the corner.
Just finished @jsdewes Rubicon. Absolutely loved it! I knew the ending was gonna hit me hard and still I persisted…
Call me Mr. Darcy, because I have 10,000 a year!
One of the biggest problems in our society is that not enough people are talking about how Stanley Tucci should play Mr. Bennet.
I have no idea how commas work and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
Hey @TwitterSupport can you explain to me why my account @Austen1stDrafts is suspended for making a Mean Girls reference about Jabba the Hutt? Are Hutts off-limits?
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