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Yoda died. It was a trajedi. #puns #proffensive


People who rip songs off should be ashamed of themselves. It's a coverdly act. #puns #impunsive #proffended


The punctuation mark won a prize. The aposTROPHY. #puns #impunsive #proffended


A director wanted to make a movie but he had no camera. The movie was was Christopher Nolen's #impunsive #puns #proffended


Julius has fits. Julius seizure. #impunsive #puns #proffended


A chick appears in front of Julius. Julius sees-her. #puns #impunsive #proffended


Fog called his girlfriend. She didn't pick up. It was a mist call. #proffensive #puns


A guy gets over his lifelong asthma disease Aaj mein upar, asthma neeche! #puns #impunsive


I ripped off a joke from the dark ages. They called it plaguearism. #impunsive #pungasm #puns #darkhumour


A guy unintentionally murders a utensil. He was arrested for panslaughter. #pungasm #puns #impunsive


I bought a tree. Yes i पेढ for it. #pungasm #pun #impunsive


Yoda Akbar : The greatest Star Wars love story. #pungasm #puns #impunsive


Red and blue had a happy relationship until they broke up. It was good violet lasted. #pungasm #impunsive #puns


I had to do yoga after drinking some buttermilk. Yog-hurt. #pungasm


Old railway men still keep steam engines in their garages. Relationship Coals. #pungasm #trainedtodothis


Batman was kicked out cause he can't pa-rent. #SuperHeroPunti #pungasm


What if Hitler was Batman. It'd be a shock to Jewker. #SuperHeroPunti


"I might be big, but my life is miserable." - The Incredible Sulk. #pungasm #SuperHeroPunti


Batman developed paralysis. They call him batimmobile.


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