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@prophilo

Resident philosopher, amateur critic, writer, fashion master, scientist, and polymath. Also, I like orange kittens.

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🚨NEW EP ALERT🚨 Check out episode 13 of Storybenders, where Josh and Aabria discuss the myriad uses of foreshadowing throughout ATLA, but especially within this week's amazing episode, The Blue Spirit! Catch it wherever you get your podcasts! anchor.fm/storybenders-p…


Cats running all around free/scratching on cat trees like strippers poles on bootymeat-- late nite raps inspired by @yomilo


Writing a paper on my phone in a government building #AmIDoingLifeRight


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all my rapper duties have been neglected because of how powerful Pokemon X is.


The hardest part about waking up is not laying down #justwokeup


the deal is you give me $500 and I'll give you $499 back


Swimming in a fog, I can feel the vapors


I'm just here to hold your hand when you die


Camo crocs and fully loaded glocks


I love it when literally everything else seems more interesting than the work I have to do


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RT this for a chance to win 1 of 2 extremely rare, autographed Kingdom Hearts lithographs! #KHatGameStop Rules: bit.ly/KHrules


No, really though. I need some help with this


I've never been concerned with interior decorating until now #GettingOld #ballingonabudget #INeedHGTV


@chchcharla agreed!!! I'll let you know when i'm free


@chchcharla I like car rides too! :D


@chchcharla it's here! let's lay out on your truck soon!!


Where's all the good music? Somebody let me know!


Morning world! Don't make Tuesday your Oozeday


Rocks are good, but stacked rocks are better

prophilo's tweet image. Rocks are good, but stacked rocks are better

You ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama


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