provaking's profile picture. I do and say stupid things at stupid times but I'm peter pan so I can get away with it.

paul provins

@provaking

I do and say stupid things at stupid times but I'm peter pan so I can get away with it.

I keep reading that Wilf Nancy isn't very good. I've just watched him turn Chermiti into a prime Marco van Basten. That's a special type of genius. #OldFirm #Rangers


All I can say is that I hope the Aussies aren't allowed to pick the 3rd umpire during the Ashes!! This guy is having a shocker #WIvAUS #holdstock


Has anyone tried turning America off then back on again? Or reverted to factory settings? Just wondering. #Trump #USElection2024


James Dyson has called the budget spiteful. A man worth £20bn but who offshores work for cheaper labour and to avoid paying tax? Maybe if people like him paid their fair share to begin with, then we wouldn't need a "spiteful" budget. #taxdodger #greed #Dyson


Football 2-0 Franchise. If you know, you know. #FAcup #Wimbledon #football


The budget calculator says I'm £4.55 a YEAR worse off. That's 8p a week. About 1/4 of a Freddo. But the NHS gets a bit more, landowners have to pay tax, and CGT is now closer to income tax. Hardly the meltdown the right-wing media portray. #Budget #freddo


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Ridiculous decision. He should have had a job for life. Heartbroken. #TenHagIn #TenHag #outrageous


Please please please don't sack Ten Hag. With the state of the country and indeed the world, we need the humour that he brings to the masses. #tenhagin #TenHag #hahahahahahahahahaha


There's howlers, there's howlers, and then there's whatever Meslier has just achieved. A dreadful keeper for a very long time. #Sprake #lufc


Leeds fans looking for the new signings out of the £140m that the @49ers have raked in this summer. #lufc #signsomebody #assetstrippers


Away from politics. I did this today. If you know you know. #stillgame #comedy #classic

provaking's tweet image. Away from politics. I did this today. If you know you know. #stillgame #comedy #classic

July 4th Independence Day?! Nope, it's Get Rid of the Tories Day. #GeneralElection2024 #VoteTheToriesOut


He does well to squeeze a lot if Tory incompetence into less than 5 mins. If you're still mad enough to think of voting for the Conservatives on Thursday, please listen to this first.

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.



In the battle of incompetency and who gets sacked first, Southgate has outlasted Sunak by at least a couple of days. #England #GeneralElection #lettuce


25 years in the NHS. Definitely a job that's getting harder, and certainly won't get easier when Farage or Sweeting try to sell it. Well done to all.

provaking's tweet image. 25 years in the NHS. Definitely a job that's getting harder, and certainly won't get easier when Farage or Sweeting try to sell it. Well done to all.
provaking's tweet image. 25 years in the NHS. Definitely a job that's getting harder, and certainly won't get easier when Farage or Sweeting try to sell it. Well done to all.
provaking's tweet image. 25 years in the NHS. Definitely a job that's getting harder, and certainly won't get easier when Farage or Sweeting try to sell it. Well done to all.
provaking's tweet image. 25 years in the NHS. Definitely a job that's getting harder, and certainly won't get easier when Farage or Sweeting try to sell it. Well done to all.

Impossible tasks: Stop the Pope praying. Stop bears sh*tting in woods. Stop politicians lying. Let's crank up the difficulty level: Get a worse performance than Southgate out of an England team brimming with talent. #England #Euros #Southgate


Ever feel like you're surplus to requirements at work? Under-utilised maybe? Feel like it would make no difference whether you turned up or not? Just remember, this guy brought his goalie gloves for tonight's game. #GER #Scotland #Euros


Sunak allowed to waffle over the presenter, but Starmer can't get a word in before being shut down. Sunak comes across as tetchy and disingenuous, Starmer as someone who is worried about making a mistake rather than going for the jugular. #ITVdebate


Major political parties unveil their "battle buses". How many were built in Britain? None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Just shows how much they care about British manufacturing. #buybritish #levellingup


People saying "Starmer will destroy the country." What the f£%k do you think the Tories have done for the last 14 years? Running a bastard tea party for the benefit of the poor?! They've been robbing off you for 14 years. Wake up!!!! #generalelection #ToriesOut680


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