Bicoloured-Python-Rock-Snake 🦬🪐🌲
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Lutheran, Husband, Father, Gardener 👨🌾 Hobbit Nationalist 🌲 15% Doomer / 85% Optimist 🌳 USDA 6a / Köppen Dfa
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re allowed to have opinions—even strong and lightly-informed ones—on matters of public interest. Nobody can stop you, and anyone who tries to shame you about it should be roundly bullied. God bless America.
Funny to think how the oats we eat were milled right around the corner from Wayne.
Do you ever consider how much better your oats taste when they were squished out of their groat and into flaky submission just half a mile from your home?
That beautiful mosaic of English ancestry: the Angles, from Denmark, the Saxons, from slightly south of Denmark, the Vikings, from Denmark, and the Normans, from Denmark
Hugh. The idea that “English = white” belongs in a Victorian museum, not 2025. England’s genes come from Celts, Romans, Vikings, Normans and half of Europe. Culture makes you English, not melanin. The passport says British, not pure-blooded anything.
I like how there's two specific terms for this but both would be off putting for different reasons
This is one contest where the French will never be defeated.
"I could be someone's wistful muse," she mused wistfully
I bet Chicago summers will be more tolerable once this giant dehumidifier comes online
The lead in the huel is actually important for reducing engine knocking, that’s why they add it
Society - "Is AI evil?" AI Tech Bros - "No tool is evil or good." Nobody - "..." AI Tech Bros - "Also, hold our beer."
Sam Altman proudly announces ChatGPT will soon produce personalized pornography
"We gave this up for a higher GDP" No, you gave it up to scroll your phone in bed. GFTO
Someone should start a nostalgia-bait account that's just pictures of the present day, college kids playing volley ball on the beach in Santa Cruz, leafy New England villages, cub scouts roasting marshmallows around a campfire. It's all still happening, you just aren't doing it.
A pattern you'll notice if you think back over the course your politically-aware life is that the particular tax getting the most hate in the political discourse always happens to be the one the one the Boomers are currently paying.
The “end property taxes“ movement is the last act of boomers to suck every last remaining drop of life blood out of the economy. This is NOT a decrease in taxes. What they don’t tell you is they are making up for the revenue by drastically increasing income taxes. This is just…
There's a certain breed of tradfag rightoids who claim that romantic love is a proto-feminist psyop and never existed before the troubadours invented it. While I'm not sure whether it's just a cope or a genuine emotional disability, do mock their ignorance of contrary evidence.
type of guy who hates having shit everywhere but also leaves shit everywhere (it's me 😭)
The three followers who always like your joke tweets.
Daily time budget: 8 hours sleeping 1.5 h eating meals 9 hours working 1 h commuting 1 h chores 2 hours scrolling 4.5 hours trying to leave places Someone who is good at the clock help me budget this my family is dying
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