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i think my most misogynistic belief, and i apologize in advance, is that i’ve noticed that, and again i am sorry to say this, sometimes women don’t finish their cans of sparkling water as frequently as men do.
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my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably. your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure. pathetic.
Look, I'm gonna say it. I'm not a stronger person for putting up with Halo lobbies in 2007.
I wonder if my friends kids who have had their whole lives documented online will even want to participate in the internet.
i don't know if it's particularly helpful but every man is just some guy please remember that
*staring at screens for approximately 12 hours a day* Yeah I could probably live on a farm…the woods even…
idc if vans aren’t good hiking shoes i’m not gonna look lame in front of the squirrels
I’m only going to care about AI when cyborgs can tag government institution buildings and skateboard away
It's gotta be okay to cyberbully Kanye now??
Me: Why won't my friends talk to me anymore Also me: I'm hummuspilled. I'm going chickpea mode. I'm in my garbanzo era.
Is there a they/them equivalent to “good girl”?
My uni health care doesn’t cover antidepressants or Symbicort inhalers but it has 80% coverage on pharmaceutical amphetamines. Someone was like ya those kids need speed.
I don't understand how anyone can cite Pearl Jam as their favorite band.
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