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Hey @FlatEarthOrg! If the world is flat then how do you explain this?!

quackhonk's tweet image. Hey @FlatEarthOrg! If the world is flat then how do you explain this?!

pretty sure an anvil fell on this bird's head

quackhonk's tweet image. pretty sure an anvil fell on this bird's head

this is 'Woman with Bird' by Pablo Picasso. Or as I prefer to call it, 'Peppa Pig with Bird'.

quackhonk's tweet image. this is 'Woman with Bird' by Pablo Picasso.

Or as I prefer to call it, 'Peppa Pig with Bird'.

property prices are insane! Look at this single mother forced to live in the red light district

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Look at this single mother forced to live in the red light district

Antarctica... a frozen continent of extreme winds, freezing temperatures, and dry, barren landscapes. Only the most tenacious, most strong, most rugged of creatures could survive there. Nature: I have just the animal in mind

quackhonk's tweet image. Antarctica...

a frozen continent of extreme winds, freezing temperatures, and dry, barren landscapes. Only the most tenacious, most strong, most rugged of creatures could survive there. 

Nature: I have just the animal in mind

bad news, the parrot that produced the dial-up sound has died


oh so when we start a pandemic it's called bird flu, but when a bat starts one its called covid?


pretty sure this bird taught me first year philosophy at university

quackhonk's tweet image. pretty sure this bird taught me first year philosophy at university

do not look inside the grebe's mouth there you will only find horror

quackhonk's tweet image. do not look inside the grebe's mouth

there you will only find horror

You can't spell DEMOCRAT without RAT, but you can't spell REPUBLICAN without PELICAN


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Words of wisdom

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My sister sent me a photo of this cat who keeps visiting them. I can't be the only one to think this is a really weird looking cat

quackhonk's tweet image. My sister sent me a photo of this cat who keeps visiting them. I can't be the only one to think this is a really weird looking cat

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15. The eagles showing up at the end of Return of the King was a metaphor for America showing up late for both World Wars


this isn't a duck but actually sentient vanilla ice cream


The Dark Ages were rough, but the Lark Ages were even worse

quackhonk's tweet image. The Dark Ages were rough, but the Lark Ages were even worse

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