You pregame with bad bitches you just gotta know you bouta listen to the worst music you’ve ever heard in your life
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This is kind of like when Hitler took over the north half of Italy after Mussolini was made into a pinata
"If you read this you are gay lmao" we're still trying to determine the meaning of that last phrase sir
The source:
u ever noticed how the right lane ends just as ur beginning to open yourself up to receiving its love
Talking to my gf of 3 years: I don’t know. I’ve just been tired lately. I don’t really feel like doing anything. Talking to male friend I met 2 months ago: *slurring words* We should stsrt a shrimp farm…escape from are 9-5’s
Computer stop pretending to be my girlfriend for a sec: What is the oil capacity of a 2003 Honda Accord. Ok resume being my girlfriend
I’m on Jalen Brunson Boulevard brake checking people for insurance fraud
Every Knicks player got a street in Manhattan named after them omg 😭
My shit is butter for the bread they wanna toast me
so many Jay-Z lines that aren't even like crazy dexterous bars or anything just casually obscene flexes, like "True story: my closet is, like, two stories" is foolish
Jeff Van Gundy
so many Jay-Z lines that aren't even like crazy dexterous bars or anything just casually obscene flexes, like "True story: my closet is, like, two stories" is foolish
Starting a metaethics called Locationism. All ethical questions boil down to location. Consider, for example, a stabbing. We get so wrapped up in causation, consequences, teleology, etc. that we fail to consider whether the knife was simply thrust into a bad location for knives
I still think it's kind of weird that all moms are born on the same day but whatever
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