AudraDeGreat
@quietQueOS
Living my best life, working & cooking in my spare thyme. Civil calls test my sanity. #iam911
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The hot ones WERE my favorite, now 🤷♀️ These are yummi-licious!
Bittersweet, this time of year. I love the fall season & the holidays that accompany, but already miss summer river tubing days.
These sugar daddy types with bad grammar are persistent. I wish I had a dollar for each time I get "hello, my name is Bob" Stfu, your name ain't Bob, and don't you need to repair your rickshaw or something?
It's the season for deer to be in rut. Today, they're looking for love but only finding vehicles. 8 crashes in 9 hours 🙄
Language barrier? No problem! Of course I knew, "I want to fire some brushes" meant he wanted to burn brush 😁
Short tweets that are of no help: "His knee was down!" "Incomplete!" "Offsides!" How am I ever going to know what y'all are cooking if you only tweet that? 😂
Before I became responsible, I never had problems falling asleep. Oh wait, 🤔 I was probably intoxicated 😂
But sir, your C-Class doesn't have an off-road package, and you probably shouldn't be drinking in the morning..🙄 Drunk af, 8 a.m. ride to jail.
These people should be in church but apparently tacos are more important 😋
Sunday Twitter must not be awake. Or I'm not seeing anything because I only have 28 followers 🤔😂
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