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🎬 “A Monologue for SPIKE LEE” (By Ryan Olan)


DAMN… We lost to the COW-BITCHES?!? Now I have to slap the shit outta somebody tomorrow morning!


I only watch football when the Eagles are playing 🏈🦅


I think my woman have a gambling problem?!? She be getting mad over too many football games 🤔💭


I text ChatGPT more than I text my friends! 📲


The 🦅’s got me fucked up if they think I’m staying up all night… I gotta get up early in the morning!


🤨 So the schools call it “CHARACTER DAY” instead of HALLOWEEN now?!? That’s a CORNY JAWN! 🎃


Which houses are giving edibles this year?!?!? 🍬🎃🍬


I should dress up as a “COWBOYS FAN”… Now that’s a scary halloween costume! 🫣


“Phillies Fitted, Crispy Dickie Set, Pair of Butta’s” is a good costume for a PHILLY BUL over 30 years old. 🎃


All hustlers aren’t DRUG DEALERS… Hope y’all fully understand that, if not then you’ll always be begging the GOV for EVERYTHING!!!!!!! Be a HU$TLER!!!!


Do whatever “YOU” have/need to do to $URVIVE… The GOV only cares about “MONEY” (nothing more, nothing less). Just TAXES, LOANS, CREDIT, etc. which all boils down to “MONEY”


Are y’all wearing masks to Halloween parties this year or wearing masks to ___________ so your family can be taken care of!?!?!? #HoodieSzn #FuckTheGOV


Fuck the GOV. Put your FAMILY first and GO GET IT by any means necessary and pray to who/whatever ever you believe in! We will $urvive!


I’m about to sprinkle a lil bit of weed on this mouse trap 🍃🪤 Lil Nigga don’t want the Cheerios I put on there first!


#EAGLES 🦅 must be gambling on their own game tonight! 🤦🏾‍♂️ This shit look like a “throwaway”


I’m about to order me a “Chicken Cheesesteak” for breakfast! 🥖


My daughter just asked her Mom and I for tickets to the #NBAYoungboy show so she can go with her Bro! “You better know $342 worth of songs” - Mom. “Rap 342 of his lyrics and you can go!!” ~ Dad.


You can always tell who’s a “BITCH ASS NIGGA”… All you have to do is look him or them dead in their eyes while shaking their hand(s) 👀🫱🏾‍🫲🏿


I can’t stand a “I’m just happy to be here” type of Nigga… You’re here/there because “YOU BELONG THERE”, chill out before someone take advantage of your ass!


YoOooOooo @RamsNFL , y’all might as well trade your KICKER right now! 🤷🏾‍♂️🦅🏈


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