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Turn on, tune in & drop out ❀

I stay minding my own business so hard my coworker choking 5 feet away and I didn’t notice a thing.


My grandpa getting wine drunk at 95 years old is the exact reason I am the way I am.


Going into nursing with so many mean girls and then being surprised constantly when they be bitches. A vicious cycle daily.


How this Chick-fil-A have more staff than the OR I work at


I’m sorry but how do ppl work full time? I MISS MY FUCKING DOG.


Everytime I get a new job and think to myself well it couldn’t possibly get worse….. 😭


Ofc the only I friend I make in SC is a girl from Maryland who doesn’t even live here 😭


I love when ppl are like “Oh a doctor and a nurse, you must have a good life” And it’s us with patio furniture in the dining room. 🙂


The real estate asking me like 6 times if there was anyone else living in the house… bro these 4 bedrooms are for my multiple personalities and my dog. Next question.


I love when my dad tells me i need to hide the valuables in my house. Sir 90% of this place is from dollar tree.


Still trying to figure out why there are so many dollar generals in the south


Now drunk at home Performing the entire short and sweet set list.


At a dinner tn and the guy asked me if I didn’t like the food but I was assd out drunk. What food sir ? Looooooooool dingus


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two pretty best friends

vnspresso's tweet image. two pretty best friends

Why did they use to have everyone drinking out of the same wine cup at church. That was literally so disgusting.


My dog walking into the bathroom to only grab the toilet paper and leave.


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imagine hating on me when all i do is this dance in my room


HULU GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER


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