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Agreed. Being homeless is simple. All I would need is a home and I could do it easily 👍
honestly being homeless seems totally doable. i’d just pay for an equinox membership and then spend all my time there or in a park reading. np at all. i could even work. i wouldn’t need things. i just would need a place to sleep. could be my car ? or a park. or a friends house.
With the power of grok, you can now make the Vietnamese napalm girl smile and clap her hands
Hi! I was wondering what Hagrid’s patronus is? My cousin thinks it’s a hippo but I hope it is a monkey 😀
"Pro-Palestinian demonstrators couldn’t give it a rest – not even for 24 hours. They were chanting all the old slogans and ducking all the hard questions. ‘Globalise the intifada,’ they cried – does that mean killing Jews in Manchester?" ✍️@NickCohen4 spectator.co.uk/article/why-wo…
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I guess New York just isn't ready to elect a pervert into the mayor's office yet. We will learn from this, we will organize, and we will come back stronger ✊ #PervertsForCuomo
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This is so nice. More people who are being attacked should smile 😀
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