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ramsey badawi

@ramsbad

comedian • broadcaster • energy drink enthusiast

crazy that jesus was born at the end of fiscal Q4 right before companies get inventory for next year


wow Ally Bank you really dont know me at all

ramsbad's tweet image. wow Ally Bank you really dont know me at all

the job market is now so bad that The Office looks sick. You're like damn they got free coffee and they have a vending machine? shit sign me up


2025 is sick everybody is wearing a carharrt shirt and nobody has a job


Ive learned from bodycam footage if a cop says “i got you” after every answer you give, you are most certainly going to jail


**cia officer waterboards me** Me: **coughing** do you guys have sparkling?


stimmy checks have landed

ramsbad's tweet image. stimmy checks have landed

i love when an airbnb feels like a CIA safehouse


Crypto was so much better before Donald Trump. It used to be a place where honest people scammed each other out of thousands of dollars, but now thanks to ol’ boy you have corrupt multinational organizations scamming everyone out of millions. Smdh.


Trump will have to divide military efforts now between Tehran and Los Angeles


I’d be real nervous if i was a baby, medic, or journalist in Iran rn


damn twitter really is back now


Ah yes presidents day…the one day a year americans set aside their differences and come together to celebrate the birth of Benjamin Netenyahu


I am once again asking Trump to pardon me from being banned off of Venmo


Did you release a sketch this morning about the tiktok ban only to have it immediately invalidated by the sudden reversal? You may be entitled to compensation


Just went viral on rednote for a crowd work bit where i asked an audience member what they did for a living and then i told them they need to work harder or theyll bring shame onto their family


look, everyone in LA is thinking it, im gonna say it: maybe we should reinvade afghanistan


Rogan should interview Jesse Eisenberg as Zuck. That would hit.


City is still burning and these lawyers busting out the salt and pepper shakers, and putting on a damn bib 😂

ramsbad's tweet image. City is still burning and these lawyers busting out the salt and pepper shakers, and putting on a damn bib 😂

Airbnb is offering free housing! There is a $1500 fire cleaning fee but your stay is free!


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