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Randi Brasher

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i pee in the shower. also a mermaid

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"Randi you know why I love this time of year? Pumpkin everything. Freakin pumpkin spice EVERYTHING. Oh my god I love it." Gthebasicwhitegirl


Any time the weather gets cool/rainy my arthritis acts up so bad I can hardly walk... I feel frickin 90..


Cleaning my house before my mom gets here to help me clean the house...


*G is dead asleep* rolls over, pulls my head to him, inhales my hair and goes "you smell pretty" and then just starts snoring again. What?


Surgery, burned nerves, ovarian cysts, severe UTI, bladder spasms, & a kidney infection. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger..?


Why are girls doing that half-up bun on top of their heads? It looks so ridiculous it almost makes me mad.. Lol


Garrett starts his job at Long Lewis in 2 weeks. And we have the same shift. I may kill him.


I've never been in Love Stuff until today. With two lesbians. Who were ACTUALLY shopping. #needashowernow #adventuresofRandi


I feel like I need to take my bible with me on the adventure I am about to go on.


Juan came to work today with a shirt that said "Peace, Love, & Tacos" 😂 #myfavoritemexican


One day Long Lewis is playing trap music, the next they're playing gospel. Balance.


Garrett has bathed me, dressed me, changed my bandages and much more and hasn't complained once. I picked a good one. #forbetterorworse


A yr ago my yoga performance was at its peak, had knee surgery. A yr later I'm back where I was, having surgery Friday.😭 #ijustwannadoyoga


Summer Heat always makes for better outside workouts. #thehotterthebetter


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there's been rumors about high school musical the reunion??????? bitch don't play with my feelings


Does it bother anyone else that Matt Dillon and Ms. Kitty never got together? Just me? Okay. #gunsmoke #randisthoughts


You know you're in the hood when there is a cop stationed inside AND outside of the piggly wiggly.


Pulled my hammie doing yoga this morning... #hardcoreyoga


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