Gabriel
@randomguy1010
27 • Gaymer • Currently Playing: Assassin's Creed: Black Flag • Currently Watching: Mad Men • I mostly retweet • He/Him • Banner by @DeadLineSMB_Art
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Waiter: More water? Me: Actually, this is Spr- Waiter: *continues to pour water in my cup*
OMG yesterday when I was getting my wisdom teeth removed, I started to feel the effects of the anesthesia and I said “does anyone need anything while I’m out?” before falling asleep and NOT A SINGLE DOCTOR LAUGHED OR ACKNOWLEDGED MY JOKE I’m unappreciated in my time smh /lh
the ghost of gg no heals entering my body every time i play tank
The tall one's pants having 27 distinct visible wrinkles
what
showed a photo of my boyfriend to everyone at the function and received overwhelming approval.. guys this has never happened to me before but it feels awesome maybe we really should be picking looks over personality
What level of hating is this lol
In 2014, a single man in China booked every other seat in a cinema just so couples couldn’t sit together on Valentine’s Day.
the blue checkmark coming on today....
Played like 5 games of jetpack cat before I realized his bullets heal
Americans trying to explain how much they love someone: So imagine a burger
suddenly when im on tank u bitches dont know how to heal for shit i fucking hate yall
explaining yearning to an american:
Being employed gives me too little free time, but being unemployed gives me too much free time. Ideally there would be a 3rd option that gives me just the right amount of free time.
When I finally catch Jetpack Cat
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- 13. Kawhi N/A
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- 15. LeBron N/A
- 16. Ser Arlan N/A
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- 18. Tennessee Ernie Ford N/A
- 19. Yasmin N/A
- 20. NBA Twitter N/A
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