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Randy Wade Kelley

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I'm a Texpatriate, livin' the dream in California.

VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (…blue)


“Five more minutes…” - @billiejoe


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This wins the internet 🤣


BREAKIN’ 3: OLYMPIC BOOGALOO it took me a week to come up with that


Can I get a full-throated endorsement @elonmusk


Donnie and JD sound like the guys who tripped you in front of the whole cafeteria. Kamala and Tim said “you can eat with us” and gave you some of their cornbread


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I have been diagnosed with 15 tumors and need to qualify for @sagaftra health insurance by 6/30/24. Hope you can help. ❤️


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Hearing disturbing rumors that some of these protestors on the picket line are professional actors


Black Parade just came on and I am not getting out of this Uber til the song is over


Some people still put 2 spaces after periods - even in TEXTS


I wish real life had subtitles


Do not complain to me about high gas prices.

Tonight, 193 Republicans voted no on capping the price of insulin at $35 a month. Remember that in November.



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When I’m governor, we won’t have to worry every time the temperature drops.


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