RatDizzle
@ratdizzle
My mustache smells like the dumpster behind Red Lobster
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I have withdrawn as a candidate for the #Browns head coaching vacancy. Not a decision I take lightly.
You all realize Flacco was always the lame duck bridge to Deshaun Watson playing ball in 2025, right? Rookies getting no shot this year. It’s inevitable. #Browns
I’ve honestly never seen a more demented group of broken brains than lunatic Ohio fans. It’s over guys. You never beat JJ. He got you every time. You’re never gonna get him. It’s time to move on. Stop obsessing over everything Michigan does.
So funny!
JJ Mccarthay realizing football is hard when you don’t have the other teams playbook.
Nice take. Ass clown.
JJ McCarthy is NOT a NFL caliber QB. The NFL is just too fast for him. Not even Kevin O’Connell can save him. Absolutely awful, the #Vikings should have kept San Darnold.
Sell the team. Move the team. Forfeit the season. Do something. I’m done.
If I don't see the phrase 'quarter horse cock bukkake' later, I'll assume the game is going well.
14 views!!! LFG!!!! #DizzleReturns
If this post gets over 6 views I’ll live tweet the Browns game this afternoon. If not, I’ll jump off the water tower. Your move Twitter algorithms. #DizzleReturns
If this post gets over 6 views I’ll live tweet the Browns game this afternoon. If not, I’ll jump off the water tower. Your move Twitter algorithms. #DizzleReturns
You forgot Chris Benoit
You know what else is incredibly difficult? Being an American adult man that can’t bench 135lb for 1 rep.
It’s always an adjustment to learn how to read the defense when you don’t know what the defense is doing.
You forgot to include the fact that you can't bench 135 lbs.
Breaking News: Michigan fans are no longer allowed to tweet the “Days Since” number at me since Jeremiah Smith promised we’re winning the next two games **In fact, it’s been 515 future days since Michigan has beaten Ohio State
Allegedly
Neil Armstrong eating his last breakfast on Earth before leaving for the moon, 1969.
Definitely! It’s incredibly great when your daughter has to squat behind a tree to pee because the parks can’t have public restrooms because of hobos.
Say what you will about Chicago, greatest summer city in the world. Argue with a wall.
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