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ITS COCO☺️

@readbysasha

28 The worst part of a watermelon is the best part of a cucumber.

How about do your job💁‍♀️


Oh no I’m falling for him, someone out down the cheese grater


Damn here we go again 😂 hoes coming out of the woodwork, I love them so much 🙄


In 3 days I’ve had my tire slashed for being gay and almost kicked out of a bar for “fucking” a girl. WHAT?! 😈 thriving


Honey you can’t fit in the teacups at Disneyland, truly I’m curious, how is it eating for 12?


Who the fuck is Dilbert?


I knew what was in your closet was being used for the wrong thing, it’s a JEWELRY DISPLAY HOLDER! You nasty 😂😂😂😂😂

readbysasha's tweet image. I knew what was in your closet was being used for the wrong thing, it’s a JEWELRY DISPLAY HOLDER! You nasty 😂😂😂😂😂

I feel like you can ruin my mental state, and I’m absolutely okay with that.


Welcome to Fresno where someone snatches your whole ass wheel 🤗 thank god for spares

readbysasha's tweet image. Welcome to Fresno where someone snatches your whole ass wheel 🤗 thank god for spares

That moment when you see people you haven’t seen in a long time and they say “damn you look so good, have you lost weight?” Yes beeches 42 lbs 💕💕💕💕


Damn everybody boo’d up


Bro she has a 12” vibrator with 15 functions, I promise you she doesn’t want your 3” thunder thimble 😂😂


36 lbs down 20 to go 💕


If someone 10 years ago would have told me Bella and Edward are now Batman and princess Diana, I’d call them a liar.


“My boyfriend isn’t like everybody else, he’s different” bitch EVERYBODY knows your boyfriend. #bottom #iykyk


Fuck you bro, I slept with your dad first 😂


Ya bitch said fuck hair, we working at Best Buy now 💁‍♀️


Waitttttt your sugar momma? How you know what that is? Your momma didn’t want you.


I once heard “in every mind there is darkness” and I say to that “in every throat there is an esophagus” No shit 🚩🚩


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