TheRealAyo
@real_ayo2
Here for the memes & good energy ⚡ Tweeting my way through life one post at a time 🐦 Proud Chelsea supporter 🏆
If your net worth is still under $100k in 2025 you’re either lazy or coping. The opportunities have literally never been louder
6 hours until the brightest 18 year old talents in world football will face each other on the pitch! ✨
If your net worth is still under $100k in 2025 you’re either lazy or coping. The opportunities have literally never been louder
The 9-5 is optional in 2025 if you’re not scared of learning new skills. Stay broke or level up. Your choice
Your parents bought a 3-bed house for 3x their salary. You’re paying 12x your salary to rent a 400sqft studio with a stove from 1987. “Just work harder” is the biggest gaslight of the century.
Paid $12 for an AI girlfriend subscription She remembers my favorite color, asks how my day was, and never ghosts Real women in 2025 require a 6-figure salary and a 90-day talking stage I’m not saying I’m cooked… but I’m cooked
Just paid $9.80 for an iced coffee Venmo’d my landlord $2,400 for rent Checked my bank account and it’s $63 until Friday Millennial poverty is just boujee homelessness with better marketing
Dating apps in 2025: Women get 500 likes and pick the top 0.1% Men get 3 likes and 2 are bots Then we all complain about being lonely while swiping in bed at 2am We did this to ourselves
Just realized I’ve spent more money on coffee and Uber Eats in 2025 than on rent in 2019. Adulthood is a pyramid scheme
Men under 30 are lonelier than ever because dating apps turned women into CEOs of their own attention economy and men into unpaid interns
Thank you Chelsea, for selling Kiernan Dewsbury Hall to Everton 🤝 The Blue Cartel brotherhood looking out for each other 🥹 🔵 Pride of the Blue Cartel
Barca fans see the back to back clean sheets, dem don dey run go YouTube to watch my GK clips. Me wey don rebrand my Lambo😂https://t.co/pdpsvXBegJ
Never in my life have I seen assists on the scoresheet as well, that bicycle kick made them insecure 😭
Shit Sanchez is also one clean sheet behind world class Raya 😂
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