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Aidan

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26. even a worm will turn

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Welcome to #Chromatica


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earth is cancelled


if your roads aren’t salted it’s because I’m running behind the truck and eating all the salt


aren’t we all,,,, organists? don’t we all have,,, Organs?


if you pull out one of your veins all the rest will follow like spaghett


store all of your money in your butt. then if you fart? you’re broke


the hubble space telescope is pointed at earth and it knows what you did


i only eat Concepts


We are slimes first and humans second


There’s nobody on the internet. Just bears. And by that I mean one bear. He’s a polar bear. His name is Todd. And he knows your social security number.


Carrot Handler (Cello)


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