Real Inspired Tweets
@realinspired
Words to inspire you to face reality.
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If you love something, set it free. Love has no place in a sex dungeon.
"I Can't Believe it's Not Butter!" - the official butter substitute of atheists.
Off to do my Sirius Stars 102 XM 155 radio show. Bye for now
"Consciousness is the ground of being, the canvas upon which experience is painted,the toilet in which to poop." - Deepak Chopra
"Skip 'Invictus' and see 'Daybreakers.' You heard me." - Nelson Mandela
@CapricaSeven Here are some small blue bird wings. Best I can do. (They're strong enough to hoist a whale at times...)
"Tsk,tsk, Tony Robbins. Kiss your laboratory test tube with that mouth?" - Deepak Chopra
"Hey Deepak, no disrespect but you smell like someone vomited diarrhea."-Tony Robbins
"My unique skills are communicating, inspiring, healing, and teaching. What are yours, Tony?Hungry hippo modeling?"-Deepak Chopra
"Hey Douchepak Chopra, how many books did you sell for those jewel-encrusted glasses?" - Tony Robbins
"Tony Robbins looks like his teeth are trying to escape his mouth." - Deepak Chopra
"The only thing keeping you from succeeding is YOU. Which means you're a real dick." - Tony Robbins
"You R a disappointment to your family & friends. Yes, you. Reading this tweet right now." - the universe
"There is no 'i' in 'team', but there is in 'zombie', so spay and neuter your pets." - crazy homeless man
"If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. Nothing says love like a pair of bloody, smile-shaped lips."-Maya Angelou
"Jesus is the reason for the season." - Johnnie Cochran @ the Jesus vs Santa trial
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