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Simon Jagger

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Real 'mother fucking' Radio!

Simon Jagger reposted

With just days left to @NosGalanRaces you have until 3pm today to enter the junior races. No entry on the night this year @realjagger


If this fat prick pretending to be Santa don't shut up I'ma stuff his mouth with my pole.


Woody's farts smell of baby food. Should I be worried? #mateswithwatkins


First person to get a real radio tattoo and tweet me a photo of it gets a #realradio gift hamper. Get sending.


Sorry, no 8:15 vending machine next week. I blazed too much, got the munchies and ate the fucking lot.


Not long now til me and Woody are on air all day. Who's bringing the potty?


What's that? We don't play Avichi enough? Double plays for that bad boy next week then #stuckonrepeat


It's the weekend, who's up for some #RealRadio style whoring?


Been caught listening to #lostprophets by the missus. Looks like I'm on the sofa tonight.


New game show. Guess the size of mine and Woody's balls. Winner gets a nibble.


Monday sees the return of the 8:15 vending machine. Better call quick before I eat that fucker dry...or Woody gets his dick stuck in it.


Simon Jagger reposted

@realjagger My dad's not a dick..you are


Off to give blood. Hope they don't mind the large amount of burger grease in mine.


Not long til me and Woody are on air from 6am til 7pm. Emma better pack me one fuck off sized lunch that day.


"@Nuttydj2k13 The real jagger is @realradiojagger. (@realjagger is a FAKE)" Why you gotta be like that wifey?


Hope you like the Friends theme coz the c.d tray is jammed with that fucker in there.


Who wants a real radio tee? Worn all day by a sweaty E.J!


Simon Jagger reposted

@realjagger thanks man, send me link please bro so I can have a listen, cheers.


No xFactor bullshit this Christmas. Let's get @ACDCxmas to the top of the chats #siblowslouis


Gonna blast some @DaveNeurotic on the show tomorrow. This guy is THE NEXT BIG THING!


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