Dazzler McBride
@realmansguide
Offering insight & advice on life as we know it. It’s a bit like journalism... only with more dick jokes.
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Sit back, relax, & let the RMG crew learn you some knowledge about Buying Your 1st Home youtu.be/jLRcRjiVxcw
I came back to Xbox after doing the last generation on the PS4 and was immediately greeted by virtual friends I hadn’t gamed with in years. They welcomed me over Xbox Live with a rousing chorus of, “Wassup N*ggah f*ggot?” and I’m reminded that some things never change 😙
Walking through the supermarket and I can’t help but think I’d probably eat more tofu if it didn’t have eff you right in the name 🤷🏼♂️
Here’s a #funfact! Both @BBL and #cyberpunk2077 launch on the same day this year 🎉💯 And if you eat enough psilocybin mushrooms beforehand you won’t be able to tell the difference between them... or a toaster... or middle c... or your own father’s love...
Baby Boomers write articles about trying #smashedavocado. Gen Ys write articles about #negativegearing BUT THEY CANT AFFORD THE DOWNPAYMENT
OUT NOW! our album feat @dansultan @caitibakermusic n mo! #ReclaimAustralia! hyperurl.co/hmoann :: @badapplesau x @GoldenEraOnline
One of my biggest regrets is not having the funds available to #Ventured state wide. RT for a good cause!
Wanna see #Ventured eps on startups in Townsville, Cairns, Mackay etc? Well you can. Donate to our production fund! secure.squarespace.com/commerce/donat…
Personally signed A.B. Original flags available with #ReclaimAustralia pre-order packs. ✊🏾🍎 fb.me/5MKN8Nyuf
#America gave us Jazz, Richard Pryor, & Google. Now it's giving us President Elect, Donald Trump. What the fuck, America #ElectionNight
I hate to darken the mood (!) but it's Mike Pence who terrifies me towleroad.com/2016/10/mike-p…
Hillary last seen using the JFK tunnels to sneak into the Whitehouse. Currently holed up in the Oval, drinking Gin & blasting Kate Bush CDs.
Sounds like the plot for a great season finale of Law & Order: SVU! But seriously, this is life now.
We're taking bets on how many day Trump will actually spend as President. Current pool favorites are "0", "64" & "Killmeplz" #Election2016
So it turns out that Americans take email security Really. Fucking. Seriously #Election2016
Jesus just looked down at America and said, "Nope. Nope. Nope. Not going down there anytime soon." #Election2016
Dolph is short for Dolphin. America, follow me to my underwater paradise!
Remember when the GFC wiped out Baby Boomer's retirement funds so they stayed in the workforce & retarded career progression for Gen Ys?
Dude behind me just said, "Democracy? More like DemoCRAZY! Amirite?" I turned around & punched him in the dick. For all of us. #Election2016
Do Americans really hate women THIS much? I was suspicious when SVU entered its 17th season, but this is crazy?!? #ElectionNight #USElection
United States Trends
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- 2. Seahawks N/A
- 3. Bills N/A
- 4. finn N/A
- 5. Super Bowl N/A
- 6. Cooks N/A
- 7. Niners N/A
- 8. Seattle N/A
- 9. Bo Nix N/A
- 10. Broncos N/A
- 11. #ALGS N/A
- 12. Stidham N/A
- 13. Denver N/A
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- 17. Buffalo N/A
- 18. #JimmyGraduationDay N/A
- 19. Purdy N/A
- 20. #Toonami N/A
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