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I came back to Xbox after doing the last generation on the PS4 and was immediately greeted by virtual friends I hadn’t gamed with in years. They welcomed me over Xbox Live with a rousing chorus of, “Wassup N*ggah f*ggot?” and I’m reminded that some things never change 😙


Walking through the supermarket and I can’t help but think I’d probably eat more tofu if it didn’t have eff you right in the name 🤷🏼‍♂️


Here’s a #funfact! Both @BBL and #cyberpunk2077 launch on the same day this year 🎉💯 And if you eat enough psilocybin mushrooms beforehand you won’t be able to tell the difference between them... or a toaster... or middle c... or your own father’s love...


Does this feel right in 2020?


Baby Boomers write articles about trying #smashedavocado. Gen Ys write articles about #negativegearing BUT THEY CANT AFFORD THE DOWNPAYMENT


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One of my biggest regrets is not having the funds available to #Ventured state wide. RT for a good cause!

Wanna see #Ventured eps on startups in Townsville, Cairns, Mackay etc? Well you can. Donate to our production fund! secure.squarespace.com/commerce/donat…



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Personally signed A.B. Original flags available with #ReclaimAustralia pre-order packs. ✊🏾🍎 fb.me/5MKN8Nyuf


#America gave us Jazz, Richard Pryor, & Google. Now it's giving us President Elect, Donald Trump. What the fuck, America #ElectionNight


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I hate to darken the mood (!) but it's Mike Pence who terrifies me towleroad.com/2016/10/mike-p…


Hillary last seen using the JFK tunnels to sneak into the Whitehouse. Currently holed up in the Oval, drinking Gin & blasting Kate Bush CDs.


Sounds like the plot for a great season finale of Law & Order: SVU! But seriously, this is life now.


We're taking bets on how many day Trump will actually spend as President. Current pool favorites are "0", "64" & "Killmeplz" #Election2016


So it turns out that Americans take email security Really. Fucking. Seriously #Election2016


Jesus just looked down at America and said, "Nope. Nope. Nope. Not going down there anytime soon." #Election2016


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Dolph is short for Dolphin. America, follow me to my underwater paradise!


WELL THAT'S HAPPENING AGAIN RIGHT NOW!


Remember when the GFC wiped out Baby Boomer's retirement funds so they stayed in the workforce & retarded career progression for Gen Ys?


Dude behind me just said, "Democracy? More like DemoCRAZY! Amirite?" I turned around & punched him in the dick. For all of us. #Election2016


Do Americans really hate women THIS much? I was suspicious when SVU entered its 17th season, but this is crazy?!? #ElectionNight #USElection


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