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Bro I just really love my dog.

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Alright gonna do a "Random memory/thought of the day" series here


Did you just uncrust an uncrustable?


Did your man travel an hour from home to different dollar trees to find a specific flower for your wedding centerpiece? 🥴


God I hate when my parents say "you could lose weight fast, we've seen you do it before" I have to keep reminding them it was the ✨depreshun✨


Have been too excited to sleep recently since a wedding might be in the works 👀👀


Walmart really said "we'll get it to you like yesterday 😤"

recoderdee's tweet image. Walmart really said "we'll get it to you like yesterday 😤"

Idk man, the marketing team for sound of freedom could possibly just be geniuses 🤷🏽‍♀️


"when we start working remote together and eat at the same time do you think we'll have the same pooping schedule?"


Remember when a group of vigilantes rode around the city shooting Roman candles into people's houses that were popping fireworks in their backyard 😂😅 (hahahahah👀hahahah)


Not the deputy superintendent coming into our office space randomly after a YEAR introducing us to some people and telling them I already look older (I'm having a VERY "off" day today 🫠🙃)


Who's a character that someone hating is an instant red flag to you? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

recoderdee's tweet image. Who's a character that someone hating is an instant red flag to you?

🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Who’s a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you? Bo-Katan Kryze. I will not go into further detail.

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Bo-Katan Kryze. I will not go into further detail.


I have a bad habit of adjusting my sunglasses with my middle fingers 😅it's probs gonna get me in trouble eventually


I was jealous of both of them if I'm being honest

recoderdee's tweet image. I was jealous of both of them if I'm being honest

Why is he like this

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What dads who say they didn't want the dog do for said dog:

This is Sadie. She has a little trouble with stairs these days. Now gets to ride into the backyard in style with her very own elevator. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday



This dry socket has sent me into an existential crisis with a touch of sewer slidal thoughts 🫠


Which one were you?

Never Eat Sour Watermelon %40
Never Eat Soggy Waffles %60

5 vote · Final results


Seeing how some men treat women, WHO HURT YOU 😒 *side eye side eye side eye*


Not the CTO's assistant recognizing my last name and telling me she went to high school with my dad and he was "popular in sports and with the girls" 🤢🤢🤢


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