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Ruby

@redruby_

Demon. Likes alcohol and tattoo's. Helped cause the apocalypse once.

Boredom really doesn't suit me.


Things learnt today: Alcohol and small town hicks don't mix.


Bar crawls are great until someone gets hurt.


Sacramento's really not my kind of place. It's dull.


I'm bored. Must be friday.


Washington's boring. *Frowns*


*Poofs to the gravesite of her blonde meatsuit and puts a single red rose on the grave before poofing to Sacramento*


Oh I forgot that she died. Shame.


Hmmm I want to be blonde again. I wonder where that meatsuit got to...


Note to self; Don't talk when tipsy or drunk.


May have possibly caused that cyclone heading towards Queensland. I am having a really bad day.


Did I say were? Oops. The Bahamas are nice this time of year. Silly me.


I've heard the bahamas were nice this time of year.


Apparently calling people from Ohio southies doesn't sit well.


Why do humans have to be so very dull?


Ugh. I hate being a loose end. *Drinks a shot*


*Gets herself dressed and gets her ass the hell out of the room and into a pub in Ohio*


Why did I choose Alabama? I've been hanging around Dean too long. Sweet home Alabama my ass.


I really need to stop ending up in bed with a complete stranger.


*Poofs out of the hospital and appears in an empty bar; orders herself a shot*


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